Pdoomers

Merch for the
AI group chat.

Tees, mugs & totes for people who think about AI a little too much.

Item prices + $5 flat-rate shipping per order.

Shop the collection
TEES / MUGS / TOTESThe story behind the pelican

CHOOSE YOUR COPING MECHANISM

The collection.

For optimists, pessimists,
and people who just like the shirt.

4 products
A human and a friendly robot share a quiet coffee break in the desertJUST TWO LIFE FORMS, COPING.

AN INDEPENDENT, VERY HUMAN PROJECT

You have a take.
Put it on a shirt.

Your P(doom), on record. Your favorite model’s attempt at a bicycle. The references you usually have to explain.

A small collection for people who are paying attention.

About Pdoomers ↗
01 /

Your doom. Your number.

Optimist? Doomer? Depends on the benchmark? Make the forecast your own.

02 /

Dress for the meeting.

The agenda is unclear. Someone has invited a model. Cameras on, apparently.

03 /

Business as unusual.

For the office, the group chat, and whatever replaces both.

PICK YOUR P(DOOM). CHOOSE YOUR PELICAN.

Make it yours.

Explore the collection

Your bag0

Subtotal$0.00
Flat-rate shipping$5.00
Total before tax$0.00

Prices in USD. $5 flat-rate shipping per order. Applicable tax calculated at checkout.

THE FIRST PRODUCTION RUN

Not available
just yet.

These picks aren’t available yet. Leave your email and we’ll let you know when they are. No payment is taken, and signing up does not place an order or reserve an item.

Your picks

    ONE LAST HUMAN TASK

    Where’s it going?

    $5 flat-rate shipping per order. Allow an estimated 7–15 business days for production and delivery. Confirm your address here, then review the total and applicable tax on Stripe.

    We currently ship to the contiguous 48 states and Washington, DC. Elsewhere? Choose your destination below to get notified if shipping opens up.

    Find your human size.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex sizing. Measure a favorite tee laid flat; width is measured across the chest.

    SizeWidthLength
    S18.25 in26.62 in
    M20.25 in28.00 in
    L22.00 in29.37 in
    XL24.00 in30.75 in
    2XL26.00 in31.62 in
    3XL27.75 in32.50 in

    Supplier-listed measurements; size tolerance is 1.5 inches. Compare with a shirt you own before ordering.