A few things
before the end.

Your estimate of the probability that AI ends very badly for us. The group chat disagrees. You get your own shirt.

We’re planning our first production run. Pick your merch and options, add them to your bag, then leave your email to hear when production starts and your picks become available. Joining the list isn’t an order or a reservation, and we don’t collect payment details.

Enter a whole-number percentage between 0 and 100. Your preview updates immediately. Your bag keeps the number you chose for each shirt, so optimists and pessimists can share an order.

We’re choosing cotton tees. Fabric, fit and measurements will be confirmed before checkout opens. The current illustrations and size guide are previews.

We plan to start in the US. The exact delivery area, delivery estimates and shipping prices will be shown before real checkout becomes available.

Our returns and damaged-item policy will be published before we accept orders, including the rules for personalized items. There are no purchases or returns in this preview.

Your bag is saved locally in this browser. If you join the launch list, we also save the selections you submit with your email. Clear your browser’s site data to remove the local bag.

Linuto LLC saves your email and selected merch so we can plan the first run and email you about production and availability. The two people running pdoomers can review these signups. We use Cloudflare to protect and store submissions, including basic request information for spam prevention and the page or campaign that brought you here. We use Google Analytics to understand visits and which products people add to their bag or try to check out with. Your signup email is not sent to Google Analytics. Ask us to remove your signup at [email protected].

Two friends whose group chat got out of hand. pdoomers is a project of Linuto LLC. The robot in the photo is AI-generated. It has not been offered equity.