OUR PROGNOSIS
A very human
coping mechanism.
Two friends. Too many tabs open.
A completely reasonable response to the AI apocalypse.
AI-GENERATED SCENE. HUMAN-GENERATED EXISTENTIAL DREAD.WHY WE EXIST (FOR NOW)
We had some concerns.
Now they come in sizes.
The group chat started with “did you see this?” It has been several years. Nobody has closed the tab.
Somewhere between the next benchmark and the next prediction, we made shirts. The group chat considers this progress.
Pick your P(DOOM). Wear it to lunch. Revise it after the next model release.
The forecast changed.
You still need a shirt.
The long-term plan is to remain a species that wears clothes. For now, you can browse the first collection. Checkout is coming soon.
See what we’re making ↗